Asexual, Superwholock lover, Marina Diamondis, Lana Del Rey, and Beyonce are mine. No further questions. Love ya guys!

thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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Never stop reblogging this

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via assbutt-jerk-bitch-idjits)

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trailrnix:

sh4ne:

imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear

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don’t you mean won

(via hi)

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Anonymous asked: I won't put my future children in a school that doesn't study the impact that was December 13 2013


Answer:

serfborts:

Tell it! And every Friday the 13th shall be remembered as the day when Bey creeped up like  a ghost in the night and slaughtered every single person in the damn game

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kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

(via punkahontos)

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4licia:

i just found the photo that pretty much sums up my lifeimage

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samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

(via punkahontos)

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lananews:

"Fans in Phoenix told Lana how well West Coast was doing in the US and she burst into tears!"

lananews:

"Fans in Phoenix told Lana how well West Coast was doing in the US and she burst into tears!"

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via serendipitous-epiphanies)

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via spankmehardbarry)

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via lost-in-my-own-miind)

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via whorville)

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