Asexual, Superwholock lover, Marina Diamondis, Lana Del Rey, and Beyonce are mine. No further questions. Love ya guys!
elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

(via harryashe)

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theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

(via charlie-grant)

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slattern:

hollywood sure has an easy time finding brown and black people to play terrorists, thugs, drug dealers, gangsters, servants, “barbarians”, hypersexualized or desexualized caricatures but all of a sudden you need a lead role and

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gosh where did they go i swear we put them here right after zero dark thirty??

(Source: gaymergirls, via iblug)

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Rita Ora, responding to Power 105.1’s breakfast hosts when asked about the rumors of her having an affair with Jay Z. (via aintnojigga)

(via serfborts)

Don’t you dare disrespect Beyonce like that ever again in your entire life. You should know better than that. That’s just straight up disrespect. You can’t even go there.
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lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

(via mysqace)

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wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via richarcl)

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thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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Never stop reblogging this

(via busybeesherlock)

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via assbutt-jerk-bitch-idjits)

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trailrnix:

sh4ne:

imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear

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don’t you mean won

(via hi)

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